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PostSubject: FW: FW: Bond. James Bond.   Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:09 pm

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Sent: Wednesday, May 3, 20XX 4:37 PM
To: LISTSERV-462Whisper
Subject: FW: FW: Bond. James Bond.

Hi again, kiddies, found something fun bouncing around the management mailing list. Anyone's ears burning?


From: Kate Dennison [mailto:kdennison@orpheus,net]
Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 20XX 9:12 AM
Subject: FW: Bond. James Bond.

Gathered some information on one of the new recruits for Crucible 462. Some serious potential here, Sanchez, and you know how I feel about wasted opportunities.

Kate Dennison
(212) 555-8734 || kdennison@orpheus,net
Senior Agent, Orpheus Group
"Our Employees are our Greatest Resource"

From: Sue Donym [mailto:anon01344@gmail,com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 20XX 2:08 AM
To: Kate Dennison [mailto:kdennison@orpheus,net]
Subject: Bond. James Bond.

copy pasta'd the most complete dossier i could find below

yes i know it barely says shit

no i don't know if this is even his real name

you owe me BIG btw, this is the least classified version of the file and it still took all my tricks


NAME: Bond, James
LISTED AS: Field Agent

Born to Andrew Bond and Monique Delacroix-Bond at the Bond family manor "Skyfall Lodge" in Montana, a part of the family's gold rush heritage, Agent 007's early life was largely uneventful until his parents' deaths in a mountain climbing accident. The orphaned Bond was raised by the gameskeeper, Kincade, a Scottish National. [CrossRef: Op_Skyfall] Attending New England boarding schools from adolescence, he performed well, committed youthful misdeeds of no serious consequence and advanced along the Exeter-Harvard track before diverting to West Point in a show of patriotism. Targeted for CIA recruitment immediately thereafter.

Intelligent, resourceful and possessing an unwavering determination, Bond quickly outgrew the "blunt instrument" applications typical of the 00 Agent series. He can be depended upon to enter, analyze and then resolve situations despite overwhelming opposition. Carefully unassuming in appearance and manner, Agent 007 is nevertheless proficient in social engineering and frequently uses this to supplement another well honed skill: his excellent marksmanship.

This rounded skillset has lead to deployment in operations of incredibly varied nature, environment and socio-cultural trappings. Agent James Bond is considered capable of operating in any conditions within the boundaries of the Earth-Moon system and performing extensive investigative work in executing his primary function as a wetwork asset.

>> quik note sorry kate no dice digging up anything but the file names on these ops
>> lookin at em.. that earth moon shit may be legit tho
>> Moonraker.. lolwut? Goldfinger.. dafuq? Octopussy..? i dont even

Be aware that his tenacity and creativity often result in spectacularly destructive problem resolutions. While this is almost always preferential to failure, clean-up and cover-up teams should be on hand when Bond is deployed.

Agent 007 has completed 25 high-level operations to date and has exercised the Memphis Belle clause, retiring from service at a record-set pace.

Agent James Bond had been considered an ideal case for operative mentality until his recent departure. Loyal, devoted to duty; to completing the mission. No family, no serious relationships. Bond often engaged women he worked with (or against) but either retreated from serious commitment or, in several cases now, the paramour has died. The Psych team study states, regarding these so-called "Bond girls" that they generally fit the type of

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pliant and undemanding, beautiful but innocent, outdoorsy, physically tough, implicitly vulnerable and uncomplaining, and then tragically dead
At least he's not killing them. Put bluntly, the subject has no one and nothing. Psych team reports that, based upon cursory inspection, there are indications the agent may have some form of social personality disorder. In any event, this was to our benefit until the events in [REDACTED] with Agent [REDACTED]. [CrossRef: OP_CasinoRoyale] We believe this conversation, recorded during a private post-op celebratory dinner between the two, ultimately lead to his retirement:

VL: It doesn't bother you, killing those people?
JB: I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.
VL: I don't believe you. You've got a choice you know, just because you've done something, doesn't mean you have to keep doing it

The Psych team regrets not correcting this train of thought before sending the subject on his subsequent missions. Nonetheless, we believe Bond's loyalty to be intact and project that not only will he not divulge state secrets, but that he could be brought back in from the cold if a suitably important situation required it. Correspondingly, we advise that the agency continue to shield Agent 007 from reciprocation by the various nation-states and members of his rogue's gallery to the best of our ability, in order to preserve this asset.

Office of Agent Affairs
Central Intelligence Agency

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PostSubject: Re: FW: FW: Bond. James Bond.   Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:57 pm

That's a nice photo, think I'll use it for my profile picture on this account. Thanks, Radio.

Can neither confirm or deny the rest, of course.
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